What Happens When a Fly Falls Into a Cup of Coffee

Englishman:
Throws his cup in disgust and walks away.

American:
Removes the insect and drinks the coffee.

Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

Israeli:
Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese and gets himself a new cup of coffee.

Palestinian:
Accuses the Israeli for throwing the insect into his coffee.
Takes a loan from the EU to buy a new coffee.
Uses the loan money to buy explosives.
Blows up the coffee shop in which the Englishman, the American, and the Chinese are busy telling the Israeli that he is too aggressive.

Many adaptations of the above run on the Internet (including variations in which the Israeli is the villain) but this one is my favorite.